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how to be smooth as hell with your crush

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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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Talk Clean to Me

white people are killing me

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My friend sent me this video without context

I’m laughing so hard !

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Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

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i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

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"I coulda dropped my croissant"

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me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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Heath Ledger  (via forever-and-alwayss)

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I think the most common cause of insomnia is simple; it’s loneliness.

She (Saul Williams)

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She stuck a bookmark
in my heart
and walked away.
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