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thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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(via cassastrophe)

neptunain:

[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]

(via cassastrophe)

piecroftandlestroodle:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr Photoset

cats actually scared me but I had to reblog this just for the cat hanstand

(via wholehearted-melancholy)

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

(via snectuhrolyat)

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via lubricates)

slowlydisappear:

captaincorbie:

previouslysane:

liamsmile:

I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE

OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT CRIES ABOUT IT

THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR

IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION

BAHAHAHAHA

(Source: degenerossi, via grubbsgrady)

louis-vuittoff:

YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY

(via br0wnbears)

mountstar:

Types of Matter

(via laughcentre)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via welldontmindme)

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